Roxie Roulette's Ramblings

Genuinely just found this on Gumtree

“wanted…tall lanky science genious. must have ocd, be a germaphobe and love comic books. must have a housemate agreement with his housemate and love startrek. preferable name sheldon. i need you in my life!”

1940to1949:

Forties Romantic

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No joke. We have a slug infestation in our kitchen. It’s like my worst nightmare slithering around in the place I’m supposed to eat.

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That’d be great. My internet is so schize at the moment that the file I was playing had to keep buffering so it kept pausing and I couldn’t really keep up with the cut-in-half sentences and jumpy scenes. Plus, from what I gathered, it was a battle concerning the Baratheons. Now, this is highly likely important in the long term of the story but I don’t really like the Baratheons, especially not Stannis, so don’t really care for it. Maybe when I have the time I’ll re-watch it and perhaps appreciate it more.

I genuinely can’t look at him without saying ‘Yarp’ now.

I hate when you’re watching something illegally online and it just doesn’t want to work properly. God, crime, why can’t you even work? Just let me watch illegal tv damn you!

feministcrixus:

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soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Pokémon: You walk around A LOT, get lost in caves and get attacked by wild animals every few steps.

Persona 4: Everyone’s secretly a colossal dick.

The Sims: you direct your character to use the toilet, do housechores and go to work

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that was actually pretty accurate

You live their life because you don’t have one of your own.

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